Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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