The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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