Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
