I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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