So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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