i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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