Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
she pinky promised me she was 18
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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