I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
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