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(210): View more from Texas

Hey it's Austin.

(254): View more from Texas

I am not drunk enough for this conversation.

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(281): View more from Texas

I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!

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(502): View more from Kentucky

I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.

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(425): View more from Washington

Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.

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(604): View more from British Columbia

You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".

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(530): View more from California

Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection

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(775): View more from Nevada

True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.

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That was beautiful.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!

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