I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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