you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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