Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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