biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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