After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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