Kiss
Puke
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
You were trust falling into bushes
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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