your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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