check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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