Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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