Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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