I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I think people are normalizing furries
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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