So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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