My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
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