She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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