i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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