shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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