Do you still have your period?
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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