butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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