Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
Randomize
