they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Pooping to opera.
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