dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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