Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(216): View more from Ohio

Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise

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(540): View more from Virginia

Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!

(434): View more from Virginia

Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.

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(818): View more from California

I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.

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(207): View more from Maine

I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.

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