He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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