I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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