Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
it's like iHOP with fire
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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