2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
