I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
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