Dual....:-)
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I could fuck to npr.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
