Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
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