you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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