Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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