Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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