Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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