EVERYBODY knows about the detachable shower head. Best way to get off. It's even better when you scoot yourself under the bathtub faucet. AMAZING. Probably even better than a vibrator.
That's where you're wrong. Females, unlike males, do generally give a fuck about what they are about to fuck. Because females, unlike males, have the option to make decisions...because of vaginas.
Why fuck an ugly guy or a prick when you can fuck a hot guy?
4:48- Goddamn right.
I found the joys of the shower head once I moved in with my boyfriend, who has a detachable one. I already knew how fucking outstanding the faucet is, which honestly took me by surprise, but being able to change the settings? Helllll yes. We still have just as much sex than before I started having intimate moments with the shower head.
I ain't no ho, or golddigger, or sperm bank. I don't want kids and I don't need a man's money. Just want to fuck the man I love. Goddamn.
So, this one time, I masturbated in the shower, and it was alright and all, but I think the cool part about it is it's very hard to get caught, and you can just say you were cleaning.
-White Guy
Holy shit are you serious? I used to use that thing all the time! Then my parents got a new shower head that doesn't have those 3 turbo massage streams. It's okay though, because the water pressure in my house is fantastic.
5:33 and I were definitely cut from the same cloth. Amen, sister.
And people need to stop assuming that ALL girls are shallow bitches and ALL guys are sex-driven douchebags. First of all, just because you may have had a bad experience or two, does not mean you can lump everyone together. Second, everyone has their moments; it's okay to be a shallow bitch or douche every once in a while.
Everyone just needs to chill the fuck out, take life for what it is, and stop being so damn presumptuous.
You take the detachable shower head, adjust the temperature of the water to warm if you want a quick orgasm or cold if you want it to last long, adjust the pressure,slower if you just begun and then sit somewhere example close down a toilet seat and sit on it and then s\nhover the shower head on your pussy aiming one of the streams directly above your clit. Trust me it’s the next best thing to a billion dollars.
Really 1:16? With all of the various shit people post on this website you're ready to make sweeping generalizations about 50% of the entire population?!? Really? Goddammit. If anything this is an argument for variation. Get your head out of your ass.
Dumbarse, stop believing adverts. Bacteria are everywhere that hasn't been sterilised 30 seconds ago. That is why we have immune systems! Trust me, I'm a biology graduate.
All the sexism here is hilarious.
Men lie to women to get laid, women accept the lies because they want them to be true, even though they know its a lie.
any bitch that isn't a lesbo would really be happy to jump on any dick they get a chance to have. But they don't because they are afraid people will think they are whores.
Well, 5:36, I'm a unique breed. Once you've been through some crazy shit in your life, you can't afford to be a cookie-cutter image of every girl in america. They're mostly pretentious, picky, jealous, and not always on the smart side.
You gotta find you a girl who isn't spoiled. The word "survival doesn't mean shit to a woman until she literally has to survive something. That's why I don't want kids and I don't give a shit about money.
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