the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
whose parrot is this?
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
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