TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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