HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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