Whod you bang
Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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