Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Randomize
