3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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