So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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