If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
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