it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
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