My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
These tits shall not be calmed
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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