I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
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