god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
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