I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I licked your asshole in confidence.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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