I saw his package. It spoke to me.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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