i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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