PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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