found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
bring money and cleavage
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Randomize
