did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Randomize
